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Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911! - Homer Simpson
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't cos he's a pig. LOOK OUT...He's a spider pig. - Homer Simpson in ''The Simpson's Movie''
If you aren't part of the solution, you're a precipitate!
You see things and say “why?” But I dream things that never were and say “why not”?
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Men are Kings, Kings are Rulers, Rulers and 30 cm Long Still Think You're a Man?
Next Time You Think You're Perfect, Try Walking On Water!
Virginity Is Like A Balloon, 1 Prick And It's Gone!
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Could Flirt!
God Make Coke, God Made Pepsi God Made Some Girls Way To Sexy!
Save an animal, Eat a Vegetarian!
What Happens If You Get Scared Half To Death Twice?
Why Don't You Put A Condom On Your Head Cause If Your Gonna Act Like A Dick Might As Well Dress Like One!
Why Drink And Drive When You Can Smoke And Fly!
You Are Only Young Once…But You Can Stay Immature Indefinitely!
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